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Jun
04
2014

Stink Moody the Second Book by Megan McDonald book review by cooper

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The main character is Stink Moody. Stink wants to get a jawbreaker and NOTHING for his big sister Judy. The problem is that Stink actually wants the jawbreaker to break his jaw !!! But it doesn’t and he gets furious. The book takes place in Stink’s home and at his school.

One important event is that stink doesn’t break his jaw and complains about it. He writes a note saying that the jaw breaker did not break his jaw and they sent him 21,280 jawbreakers! Another important event is when Stink was writing another note and then he goes to school. When he gets to school his B.F.F Webster won’t talk to him. And when Stink gets home he finds Webster’s birthday invite and says to himself  “thats why webster is so mad at me.”

I like the book because Stink gets 21,280 jawbreakers ( lucky) another reason is because it’s funny. It’s funny because there are funny quotes like, “ Hey bug you’re not ugly just bugly.” I would recommend this book for 7 year olds to 107 years olds because it’s laugh out loud funny. I would rate this book stars.

Apr
05
2014

Timmy Failure Now Look What You’ve Done by Stephan Pastis.

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The title of my book is Timmy Failure Now Look What You’ve Done by Stephan Pastis. In the book the main character is Timmy Failure. The main character Timmy is one of those people who thinks only of himself and thinks he’s smarter than everyone else. The problem is – he’s not!  Timmy runs a detective agency with his 1,200 pound imaginary polar bear Total. The setting is in his Aunt Colander’s house because his mom loses their money and they have nowhere else to go.

Timmy is entering a contest to find a stolen globe and if he wins he can get $500 that can “set me up for life” said Timmy. But the only problem is that he is that he thinks he’s smarter than he really is. He runs into a lot of problems figuring out where the globe but his arch enemy does find it and wins the money.

I liked the book because it was funny and had some very interesting parts too. I would recommend this book for seven and up because there are a couple of jokes that might be of biplanes. I would rate this book 4 stars.

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Feb
26
2014

Vordak the Incomprehensible by cooper

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imgresIn the book Vordak the Incomprehensible by Scott Seegert the main character is Vordak the Incomprehensible. Vordak the Incomprehensible is a sore loser. I know this because he goes to a hot dog eating contest, loses and gets very mad.

Vordak the Incomprehensible is also greedy, selfish, and misunderstood. Vordak the Incomprehensible is greedy and selfish because he wants everything to himself. “well,well. It appears our new neighbors are installing a satellite dish, Armageddon. I must remember to tap into their signal when its complete”. Theres nothing quite like the thrill of watching cartoon network for free! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

I liked the book because it was funny to read about his dog. I would recommend this book for people who like comics because it had a lot of comic strip jokes. I give the book a ***** star rating because it was really really funny.

 

Jan
30
2014

The Dog in the Diamond Collar byRebecca Lisle

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I read the book Dog in the Diamond Collar, by Rebecca Lisle. I thought this book was terrible because it was too childish. For example, the jokes were meant for younger children and I did not find them funny. The main character was a dog, named Cheeky Monkey, who had a diamond collar and was mean to butlers. However, when his owner gets kidnapped, the dog is helpful in finding him. Cheeky Monkey gets help from three kids. I would not recommend this book because it was boring. I would give this book one star.

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Jan
08
2014

the Christmas Genie by Dan Gutman

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I read the book the CHRISTMAS GENIE by Dan Gutman. The main character is Chase. The setting of my book is in the present and in a school. In the book a meteorite crashes into Mrs. Walters’ class. A genie comes out from the meteorite and Chase and his classmates get one wish! I liked the book because the ending was very surprising.  My favorite part of the book was when someone wishes for a truck full of candy! Elizabeth and Alyssa don’t want the candy because they said that you would get obese and diabetes if you ate all the candy. I recommend this book for kids who like fiction because the story is fiction and they would enjoy it. I rate this book *** stars.

 
Dec
12
2013

HOOT/Carl Hiaasen BOOK REViEW

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I read the book Hoot by Carl Hiaasen.  In the book the main characters are Roy, Beatris and Beatris’s step brother.  The story takes place in Coconut Cove, Florida.  Even though the story takes place in Coconut cove Roy was originally from Montana.  One morning Roy sees a running boy with out shoes.  That  is how Roy’s adventure starts.  My favorite  part of the book is when a construction site gets vandalized and they don’t know who did it.  I recommend this book for third grade through adults, I rate this book three in a half stars.