“The others, fifty or so big camels and dozens of babies, follow in a close knot.” Pg.118
So you want to become a camel, eh. Well guess what, that is the topic of today. I don’t think you can directly become a camel unless you acquire some magic. But today I will tell you how to act like one. First you need to gather a herd, so go outside and find the few friends that you actually have. Second you need to throw out everything but the basic camel necessities (food and water). Third you need to find someone to take care of you like my owner Shabanu. Fourth you need to find you and your herd camel costumes to look the part. Make sure to walk the same way as camels so nobody mistakes you as silly humans. Finally create a language of camel noises for you and your herd to communicate. There you go! A five step plan for success on being a camel. Good bye for now!
I think you’re the first person ever to take on this point of view.