I do not like poetry. Just like how I do not like Jacob Statorius. But here are a few of my poems.

Not Afraid:
Left for dead
You’ll die anyway,
they said
Here I am
I’m not dead
I’m not thriving
Barely surviving
But yet again,
I’m not dead

This is a poem I wrote inspired by the Revenant. It has repetition, line breaks and rhythm. This is my best and favorite poem. I thought of it really quickly and then edited it.

Sam Saslow:

Samsas
Young god, french fry
Always ballin’, unless
YAI YAI YAI YAI LING CHING
J Crew

This is a poem about Sam. It is a haiku. It has syllable count and it is funny. It is a silly poem, which can be good or bad.

五七五持：

今天我学了
我最喜欢的饮料
可乐和橙汁
Today I learned
My favorite drinks are
Coke and orange juice
(Jīn tiān wǒ xué le
wǒ zuì xǐhuan de yin liao
kě lè he cheng zhi)

This is a 5-7-5 poem in Mandarin. It is not a haiku because it is not about nature. It has character== count. It was hard to get the grammar right.