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Shabanews

In sixth grade, we rad a book called Shabanu. We each had to do a new cast and a specific type of thing you would see in the news. I did comics. Heres my work.

Shabanu Recording Script:
Reporter: Hi, I’m Gabriel Winfield, and today, I have an exclusive report with Shabanu, dog of the wind.
Shabanu: Daughter of the wind.
Reporter: Sorry, well it’s good to have you hear.
Shabanu: It’s good to be hear.=[
Reporter: How’s Phulan.
Shabanu: Actually it’s Phulan.
Reporter: Fine. *cough* Spoil sport. *cough*
Shabanu: Uhg American man. Let’s get back on topic.
Reporter: So, is it nice having Phulan out of the house?
Shabanu: Yes and no. See, I miss her, but I’m mad, because she stole my: Handsome amazing
Reporter: Shabanu stop
Shabanu: beautiful wonderful one of a kind strong too good to be true match. *panting*
Reporter: I think I get it. Do you like this Rahim-Sahib guy.
Shabanu: His name is Rahim-Sahib, and no, I’m not looking forward to marrying him.
Reporter: Then come to America!
Shabanu: What?
Reporter: America!
Shabanu: Are you joking?
Reporter: No.
Shabanu: This is a waste of my time. I’m leaving.
Reporter: Wait, no we’re not done ye- *news theme song*

Shabanu Comic:

Map Art

In art, we are making art out of maps. I’m making a pop up of New York. IT’s not done yet as you can see. I’ll get back to you soon with more updates. Thanks for reading. See you next time!

How To Run A Family By: AuntWithABlog

Hello twerps. Today I’m going to do a “how to”. Today I’m going to tell you how to run a family the right way. If you have an annoying niece like Shabanu, who insults you like how mine said: “She’s just jealous because she’s old and fat,” pg.88 then this is the advice for you. I’m going to tell you in steps.

Step 1: First make everyone think that you don’t care about how the family acts.
Step 2: Slowly give tips to your family members one at a time.
Step 3: Give about a week between each person to make sure they actually become a responsible family member.
Step 4: If any do not become responsible, you must take the aggressive path.
Step 5: If it works it will look some what like this:

Rebellious Children & What Do YOU Do?

Hi bloggers twerps, Auntie here. Today I am going to give all of you some advice. If you notice your nephew, niece, or children starting to rebel against tradition, you need to get on their case ASAP. Especially if they are young. This way they will not live that way and be used to it. Even though it’s not a virus, I swear it’s contagious. I heard one of my nieces say “She’s just jealous because she’s old and fat.” pg.88 I hope that this does not continue. If it does, I’ll always have my angel sons, who are better than nieces like Shabanu and Phulan. Hopefully they become a proper woman and not like this: