Monthly Archives: December 2014

4 things I hate about living in New York

Some things I hate about living in New York are…

– the litter that so many people drop on the sidewalk and in the subway because it is bad for the earth

– the disgusting people in the subway who spit their gum into the tracks because it is just plain disgusting

– the mobs of people in the subway who push you away so that they can get on a crowded train without caring about you ( need I explain this problem? I think we all know how annoying that is,)

– the dancers in the subway because they are so annoying, and their stupid stunts could get someone really hurt if these “shows” get out of hand, plus, if these people can afford to learn tricky dance moves, they can’t be THAT poor.



Editing Everyday Objects

Below is a picture of a flower in a pot. But this is no normal flower, or a normal flower pot. It is actually a disguised spy gadget. It is sort of a camera. The center of this high-tech, super realistic flower is actually a state of the art camera. The eyes carved into the flower pot are not decorations. They are robotic eyes that sort of report what they are seeing to a spy base camera. It is supposed to solve the problem that spies can be spying on spies. It’s primary function is to be a super sneaky action movie spy camera. Spies can also plant it in enemy base. It is very high tech and the disguise is perfect.

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