My Story

My name is Volkswagen III and I am from Wankendorf, Germany I am 27 and I do not shave. I am from a family of stonemasons that have all worked on the same castle for generations now. This is because every time someone from our family goes to work on it, they get crushed by big rock and the next person in our family has to take over for them but then they get crushed by big rock so it’s just a never ending cycle. Now I’m just waiting until the moment I get crushed by big rock too, then my son Volkswagen IV will take over for me then get crushed by big rock.