CAT CAFE MAP

The red dots are where the two cat cafes are in lower manhattan. (one of them closed) The background is in a park in Inwood uptown.

 

Planner

Idea: I will draw a cat and put all locations of cat cafes on it.

Draw sketch of idea: 

What will you need: I need a computer with photo shop.

How many classes: 4-5

Represent YOUR experience of NYC: I went to cat cafes in nyc. I like lots of nature.

How will you like it displayed: On a wall.

What is it you hope people will take away from your piece: “I am a cat lover and I like cats.”-youtube

Whats something you hope to learn from making this piece: I want to get better at using Photo Shop.

death of a young man

How to MURDER young men in the desert.

Step one, go with a group, not just individually.

Step two, use a car(s).

Step three, listen to this:

It’s to dark, I think. They will be able to see us no doubt, but we have our jeeps so they can’t run. Suddenly I hear shouts. Two people fighting. We see some people leave with camels out into the desert, but straight a head we see a young man who must be around 18 or so. He holds a gun. After three or so seconds he fires. I am to drunk to fire back, so one of my men does it for me. Next thing I know blood is everywhere. Two men come and put up the now dead young man and put him in the house, but we need to leave. We can’t get caught with this much evidence.

Good Luck and Bad Luck

Want a new way to get money in the desert? Listen to this:

This road is to bumpy, I think. It will be hard to shoot if necessary. I feel my luck today is way too low. I haven’t even seen Hamir or Murad the two farm boys yet. They should be out by now. And I see them, but that’s not them. Those two are girls, what luck I have today. I tell my men to get out of the Car and walk up the stream. The first girl starts heading back to the house, we will need to be quick to get her, but the second girl is beautiful, we should use her instead. My gang hasn’t seen her yet, until one says,

“That one!” pointing to the older more beautiful girl.

“Yes,” I say. “The one who bags the most quails gets that one.” My gang laughs. We will use her for bribing the land. Everyone will want it, but we will need to pay her a higher price.