on Still Alive
We wanted more
There was no more food left in the cupboard
We were famished
Dad went out for some food
He didn’t come back
It was a long winter
We barely scraped through
Then Tommy started to freeze
And so did my aunt
It was just me and mom
We left home in search of food
Mom got tackled by a creature
She didn’t die
It was our father
Still alive
on First Reaction
Come into my cell. Make yourself at home.
Says the creepy man
Who operates the electric chair
I shot two men
They had blond hair
I didn’t mean to pull the trigger
I panicked
My hands trembled
They stole from me
Just as they were leaving
“BANG!” “BANG!”
My hand pushed the trigger
It was my first reaction
Now this will be my last
on Step 1 = Insert that you are in charge. Make sure nothing happens that could effect the family when you are not there. It could get a camel or your family member killed. I’ve experienced this with my daughter Shabanu when she ran off to save a baby camel that wasn’t going to die.
Step 2 = If you don’t have a son, make one of the daughters act like a son so you have somebody who can help you with work. If you have a son, you don’t need to pay attention to this.
Step 3 = If your sister-in-law thinks they are so great cause they have sons, remind them that you are a man, and they are a women. Then you show them that you’re stronger than them.
on Step 1 = If they weigh more than you, you need to use their weight against themselves. If you do this properly, the opponent will fall to the ground when you move, giving you a easy position to finish the fight. If you weigh more than them, you will have the advantage of power and if you hit them correctly, you can end the fight quick.
Step 2 = Get the crowd on your side. You need to be the crowd’s favorite to frustrate the opponent and to give you more momentum.
Step 3 = Win the battle. If you have followed this simple steps to beat a grown Pakistani man in a fight, you will immediately see results in your fighting. Soon, you will be good enough to fight for prizes.